You’ve kissed more guys than women. And you’re straight.

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You’ve had to compete with at least one of these while performing:

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This was breakfast. And lunch. You don’t remember dinner.

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You need to set your alarm for an audition at noon.

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You get endowed as the President every time you hit the stage.

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Deep down, you still dream of being a superhero.

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If you read one more “Women aren’t funny” article, you’ll swear like Susan f#%$ing Messing. 

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You feel cool because everyone’s a nerd.

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When this guy says, “Take your crazy monkey dance back to Hitler Town,” you know exactly what he means.

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It’s not Halloween. Just a typical Thursday night.

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The sign of a good rehearsal.

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You’ve said things that would get you fired, disowned or arrested in real life. 

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The answer to the question, “If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?” is always “Yes!”

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