Guy: So what’s your team called again?
Girl: Cat Deeley’s Pajamas. We’re an all-lesbian team.
Guy: Awesome. Wait…so…are you…?
Girl: No. I just have short hair, and the Artistic Director assumed.
Guy: Cool, cool. We have a team like that at our place. It’s an all-black team.
Girl: Really? Are they good?
Guy: Oh, he’s amazing.
Waiter: Welcome to Denny’s.
(pours water, leaves)
Girl: What about your team, Lannister…?
Guy: Calrissian. It’s me and three other guys. We do like a Deconstruction-style Game of Thrones thing, with a bit of Sit, Stand, Bend.
Girl: Sounds fun. Have you been together long?
Guy: A couple months. To be honest, I’m really kinda over this town. I’m thinking of moving to New York or LA. Maybe Winnipeg. I don’t wanna get pigeonholed.
Girl: I love your Boba Fett shirt, by the way.
Girl: I like that it’s spelled “F-e-t-e” and he’s having a party.
Guy: Got it at ComiCon. The guy who voiced Jar Jar Binks signed it, even though I asked him not to.
Girl: Uh, did you just check us in on Foursquare?
Guy: Yeah, why?
Girl: I sorta skipped rehearsal to be here. Told them I was sick.
Waiter: All righty, more water! Will there be anything else, or just the bill?
Girl: Could we get some menus?
Waiter: Right. Fuck. Sorry. Hey…are you on Lannister Calrissian?
Guy: Sure am. I’m Jeremy.
Waiter: Nick. I do improv too! Me and three other guys have an all-Mediterranean team, Freaks’n’Greeks. We do a kind of lights-on Bat with a bit of Sit, Stand, Bend.
Girl: Sounds fun.
Waiter: You should come. We’re opening for The Romeo Academy.
Guy: That’s crazy, I was just talking about him.
Waiter: Yeah, dude’s awesome. He’s black, you know.
Guy: I know…though I’d be friends with him even if he wasn’t!
Waiter: Great Boba Fett shirt, by the way. ComiCon ’08?
Girl: I wish I had a burger right now.
Guy: And I wish I was a lion tamer.
Waiter: Zing! Monty Python’s Vocational Guidance Counsellor sketch.
(the guys laugh, high five)
Guy: We should get together sometime.
Waiter: I just added you on Facebook.
Guy: And I checked you in on Foursquare.
(they do a complicated bro shake)
Girl: Um, I guess I’ll just…
Guy: Yeah, you do that.
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