“Papa, why don’t we have free speech?”

“Because one comedian ruined it for all of us.”

– Rob Ariss Hills and Mike Riverso

“In the KGB we make the deals. What can you do for us?”

“Well, at my last job I was really good at consolidating mortgages.”

– Rob Ariss Hills and Gordon Robb

“It’s so simple. Like Sudoko on Mondays.”

– Doug Shepherd

“I didn’t know you were here, Mr Bick.”

“I’m everywhere. In many ways, Bicks Pickles are ubiquitous.”

– Sandy Jobin-Bevans and Dave Pearce

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